Woah, this is...
...Really, really lame.
Look, what d'you want from me? It's smart to gain altitude before you floor it, y'know?
Well I get that, but still. I used to hear all of these cool stories about hovercrafts and flying, and feeling the wind in your face... Are you just a bad pilot?
Did you...? Okay, no. No you're not gonna get away with that one. FUCK ME for wanting to fly smart, I guess!?! Alright asshole, IF WE DIE THEN THIS IS ON YOU!!
Wait chill out, man, I-I was just kidding for real! Hahaha, just a light joke, no need to-