Hey! If anyone's here, uhh... I'm the new candidate! Pleasure to meet you all! I think I'm going to claim your couch over there for the next 12 hours or so, so- Y'know, don't bother coming out! I'll be asleep already!
Hey... Wait a second, what am I doing? I can just lay down on the couch now... Not that it matters, I guess, as long as nobody-
I'm telling you E, I heard something! It was like a toddler wandered in or something, with how high pitched it was... Oh shut up, that IS TOO poossible! What if... I mean, on base... Whatever, I'm going to check it out. It's not my problem if you want to be some sort of baby-neglecter.
Aaaaaaand, great. Maybe I can ask them to hold off so I can rest? but then- I mean, that's real rude... I think. First impressions are definitely important. Maybe... I should just leave? I mean, I can go out the door, come back in in a couple of minutes when things have cooled down, and I can finally get some rest... Yeahhhh, I like that idea! Okay, okay, so how do I-