*sigh*...Good going there, man. Real nice first impressions you made.
Maybe all my brothers and sisters had the right idea... Just sleeping forever, without any pain. Without making stupid mistakes that make people think you're a creep... Do they think I'm crazy just for telling them the truth?
Why...? Why is this happening? Mom... are you testing me? By throwing me out into some awful new world, are you trying to see how ready I am? Will you... Leave me behind if I can't make it out here?
...Huh? What's that sound?